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lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

One weird reality show thing is that there are many examples of shows just…editing out contestants? There are people who were cast on Survivor, went off and filmed a season of Survivor, and then didn’t appear on Survivor since they were reduced to an extra. Not even just that show, Hell’s Kitchen has someone named JR who was cut entirely from the show and only appears in a few scattered shots that people scour through and screencap like he’s Bigfoot

This is the only known photo of this cooking show cryptid

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The Survivor one sucks btw bc the contestant was ordered to not wear clothes??? She was given only a bikini even when monsoons were happening. Then when she quit they spitefully edited her out of the season to punish her even though they were the ones who caused her to quit. She alone was told she couldn’t wear anything warmer bc she had to be “hot” at all times

I don’t watch Survivor but I once read this recap in mute fascination once

Reading this over again & I forgot that

  • She had never seen the show before, and was cast as a “outsider” intended to be eliminated in the first episode or two so the “real” contestants can last longer
  • Despite this she lasted nearly the whole thing, sleepless and freezing, and was actually part of the leading alliance. Most contestants who get cut out are eliminated early and cut ‘cause they’re so irrelevant or boring, but she was cut out of a show where she was one of the leaders the entire time
  • They shot themselves in the foot by making her edit too spiteful. They didn’t just cut her out, they intentionally made sure close-ups had her face partially covered or were embarrassing in some way. Basically they used extremely bad shots to humiliate her but it just caused people to notice something was up since, well, there’s no way a professional show is letting through close-ups where a branch is blocking a star’s face once, much less repeatedly
  • After reediting their entire season to embarrass her for quitting over a situation they caused, the producers quietly went “huh, that was bad of us” and changed the policy so no female contestants would go through this again

This is a lot of knowledge to learn about a show I’ve seen five minutes of, but

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tumbwr:

sentient-tent:

tumbwr:

sentient-tent:

tumbwr:

sentient-tent:

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elodieunderglass:

learnyourlessonswell:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

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axxolotlqueen:

tammerz:

skyekurisu:

skyekurisu:

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beargirlstink:

skyekurisu:

skyekurisu:

skyekurisu:

skyekurisu:

skyekurisu:

skyekurisu:

Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.

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Does this work for you?

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@siverfanweedo

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I can do this all day

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Plus one I made for my friend, 17.

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@zylauniverse

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@rookeryblue

Can you make the dr pepper one w the trans shirt. The first one validated me enough but i

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@fishing-lesbian-catgirl

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@crotchapple

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@amantesmortem

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@shit-garbage

Oof

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Adding some I had in another post because people couldn’t find them

@thisismisogynoir

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Due to popular demand

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@thearomanticsnake

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@plaidos

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@dykemom

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Was inspired by these to make an edit of one of my friends!!!

1. I wish this was a picrew

2. I need one that says ,“yay! I’m a cat girl (gender neutral)!” And it’s an NB shirt. For the cat girl gender neutral Tumblr polls (aka chat noir bc he is ultimate cat girl)

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dukebee:

lilithn:

eggsahoy:

me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room:

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I’m sorry what

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Working at a hotel is just Like That

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queerism1969:

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vapboy:

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

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everythingeverywhereallatonce:

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literally this:

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moosephu:

moosephu:

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Drew some cuddly shapes before my lunch break :3

bingpup got bigger- nyazun simply cannot carry him anymore. he’s rather annoyed…. x3 

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depsidase:

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the-real-seebs:

cum-villain:

cum-villain:

“you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT” yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain

“do you take this person to be your partner, to have and to hold, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”

“yes, and…”

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kelssiel:

i saw french mdzs at my local library and it is possibly the most evil book ever i opened it and wei wuxian was like "bonjour lan zhan!"  — honest loyal depop seller (@moraytowers) May 28, 2023ALT

honhonhon-guang-jun

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